Thursday, 31 March 2011

Call for submissions: erotic mythological stories


Call for Submissions
Untitled Anthology
Mythology theme
Editor: Lucy Felthouse
Publisher: Um… me!
Deadline: 30th April 2011
Payment: To be determined – details below
Having thoroughly enjoyed the process of editing my first anthology, Uniform Behaviour, I thought it’d be fun to do another one. This time, however, I put the theme of the anthology out to vote and mythology won! So I kept my word and this is the theme for the as yet untitled eBook. Details are as follows:
I’m looking for stories involving mythology. I want myths and legends from all over the world, and from different periods of time. You can set the stories in the past or the present. That’s pretty much it! Just send me erotic stories from the depths of your imagination.
Please stick to the usual rules, i.e. no underage sex, no non-consensual scenes, incest and other yucky stuff. No poetry, please. Normally I’d also mention bestiality here, but given the theme of the anthology I suspect there are going to be creatures of some kind involved! Also, stories should not be previously published, online or otherwise.
I will select 25 stories for this anthology and then split the proceeds equally, dependent on what I receive from each outlet after they take their cut. I’ll be submitting to the usual retailers; Amazon, iBooks, Smashwords, etc. I look forward to reading your stories!
How to submit: Send double-spaced Arial/Calibri 12 point black font Word or RTF document. Your story should be 1,500 – 4,000 words. Please indent the first line of each paragraph half an inch. Please include your word count, real name, pen name (if applicable), and 50 word or less bio in third person. I’ll also require the email address you use for your PayPal account, as this is how I will be paying you when I have myself received funds. You can submit as many stories as you like – within reason!
Please send your completed story to lucy (at) lucyfelthouse (dot) co (dot) uk. In the subject line, please write Submission for Mythology Anthology. I look forward to reading your stories! Closing date is 30th April. Providing I’m not totally swamped with stories, I’ll do my best to come back to you by the end of May. Any questions should also be directed to this email address.
ALSO: Please spread the word! Feel free to post this call on your own blogs/sites, Tweet about it, Facebook it, anything! The more the merrier!
Posted by Lucy Felthouse (http://www.lucyfelthouse.co.uk)

More writing opportunities

Maybe it's because the daffs are out and the clocks have gone forwards.  Whatever the reason is, the writing competitions are in bloom:


Apprenticeships in Fiction 2011

Deadline: 31/05/2011 - UK
A one-year professional development programme for first-time novelists. 5 subsidized places are available and five apprentices will be selected from open competition by a panel of experts including Anna Power from leading literary agency Johnson and Alcock.
Details here: http://www.adventuresinfiction.co.uk/apprenticeships/index.html


Mythmaker Children's Fiction Submissions
Deadline: 30/04/2011 - UK
Mythmaker Publications is a new independent publisher of children’s and young adult’s fiction. Currently we are looking for new and exciting titles to publish for our list.
Details here: http://www.mythmakerpublications.com/


Blood Ink Crime Writing Competition
Deadline: 01/06/2011 - UK
If you can write convincing crime stories, with twists and turns and insights that make the readers gasp for more, then Chapter One Promotions want to see it, devour it and revel in the true art of a master crime writer.
Details here: www.chapteronepromotions.com 


Laurel House Creative Workshops Competition
Deadline: 04/07/2011 - UK
Laurel House Creative Workshops are running a short story competition to introduce their work.
Details: http://laurelhousecreativeworkshops.webs.com/index.htm


Alan Sillitoe Short Story Competition re-launch
Deadline: 25/04/2011 - East Midlands
The Alan Sillitoe Statue Fund Committee announce the re-launch of their short story competition.
Details: http://www.writingeastmidlands.co.uk/services/opportunities/436/


Foreign Flavours Anthology Call for Submissions
Deadline: 09/09/2011 - International
Writers Abroad are seeking submissions of short stories and non-fiction pieces on the general theme of food, drink and cooking from around the world.
Details: http://www.writersabroad.com/foreign-flavours-submissions.htm


eChook Digital Submissions
Deadline: 30/06/2011 - UK
eChook Digital Publishing pays up to $100 for 750-2k words. We publish literary apps for iPhone/iPad & Androids.
Details: http://echook.com/


The Writers Bureau 2011 Competition 
Deadline: 30/06/2011 - UK
The Writers Bureau Short Story Competiton 2011 is now open and accepting entries.
Details: www.wbcompetition.com

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Flash Mob Writing Competition

The Flash Mob Writing Competition is now open for submissions with the closing date set for Friday 29 April. Stories are invited from anyone over the age of 18, be they published authors or first-time storytellers. Entry is free and the only rule is that stories must not exceed 500 words. All entries will be judged anonymously and the shortlist will be announced on Friday 13 May. The winner will be revealed in a glittering awards ceremony and fun-filled literary evening set to take place during Chorlton Arts Festival on Thursday26 May at a soon-to-be-revealed Manchester venue.

Full details of how to enter the competition can be found on the website at: flashmobmcr.wordpress.com with updates via Twitter @FMWComp.

The group can be contacted via: flashmobwritingcompetition@yahoo.co.uk.

Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Script Frenzy 2011

We're only a few days away from Script Frenzy 2011.  In case you're not up to speed, as their website says: Script Frenzy is an international writing event in which participants take on the challenge of writing 100 pages of scripted material in the month of April. As part of a donation-funded nonprofit, Script Frenzy charges no fee to participate; there are also no valuable prizes awarded or "best" scripts singled out. Every writer who completes the goal of 100 pages is victorious and awe-inspiring and will receive a handsome Script Frenzy Winner's Certificate and web icon proclaiming this fact.


It's run by the good folks at the Office of Letters and Light, who also run NaNoWriMo, the National Novel Writing Month (that's not till November, so you've got some time there).


Want to write a script?  No excuses.  Go to it.

Monday, 28 March 2011

Lightship: short story and first chapter+synopsis writing competitions

Lightship Publishing is a new Hull-based venture, seeking to publish literary fiction and poetry.  To get up and running (and, I daresay, to help fund the initiative) they've got a range of writing competitions now open (closing dates at the end of June 2011).  What's really interesting about Lightship, apart from the ambition of the project, are some of the names lending support to their endeavours.  For example, the short story competition is being judged by Toby Litt, the first chapter competition is being co-judged by arch-agent Simon Trewin, and the poetry competition is being judged by Jackie Kay.  And this is just scratching the surface.  You'll find full details on the competitions here; yes, the entry fees may sound steep to some, but there are potentially some incredible opportunities and contacts to be made. 

Sunday, 27 March 2011

True Grit (2010, directed by Joel and Ethan Coen)

After posting up some brief thoughts on the novel True Grit, I realised that the new film adaptation was playing locally (sometimes we get films late in these parts), and even though I'd seen it already (don't ask), thought it only right and proper to take it in on the big screen. 


If anything, the only quibble that I've got with the Coens' version is that it's too respectful of the source material.  Pretty much everything, dialogue included, is extracted from the book.  This isn't a Coen take on the material as such, but a doff of the hat to the source text.  There are a couple of recurring elements that'll be familiar to Coen devotees (the circular motif they like to employ is another hat, the one sat on Mattie Ross/Hailee Steinfeld's head this time around) and there's at least one shouting fat man, but there's very little of the Coens' quirky sensibility here aside from an odd scene, not in the book that I can recall, with an Indian and a trapper, both of whom seem to trade in bodies.


What is evident is craft.  Some iffy CG aside, this is a movie made with care and respect.  Roger Deakins' compositions are as stately as ever, and Carter Burwell's music keeps the right side of revivalist Americana.  The performances are likewise unshowy; even Jeff Bridges keeps Rooster Cogburn mostly under control.  


There's a slight sense of compromise; some scenes have been trimmed short (there must be a longer cut out there), and violence is minimal.  And though we see how, we don't quite get why Cogburn has the longstanding effect that he does on Mattie; for that you'll have to go back to the book.  So what we get is a great precis of the novel, and though it's handsome and entertaining, it's but not a film that adds anything.         

Charles Portis: True Grit

Portis, Charles, True Grit (London: Bloomsbury, 2005), 215 pages, 978-0747572633

Fourteen year old Mattie Ross engages irascible US Marshal Reuben “Rooster” Cogburn to hunt down and bring to justice Tom Chaney, an employee of Mattie’s father who murdered him.   They pursue Chaney, who’s taken up with an outlaw gang, into Chocktaw country in her quest for retribution.

A simple, elegant tale, extraordinarly narrated by the now-elderly and spinsterish Ross.  Both a faithful recorder and an unreliable narrator, she’s bound by her direct Protestant worldview and by her lack of understanding of the brutal world she finds herself in.   Portis’s style is sparse, letting Mattie tell the story through remembered lyrical, cod-Biblical dialogue, revealing herself slowly as she does.

Of the two movie versions, the Coens’ is the one that’s closer to the book, but the Henry Hathaway version is the one that gets Cogburn right, at least the Cogburn that Mattie remembers.  Because for that level of hero-worship, you need an icon like John Wayne; someone who can trade on their screen past.       

Phil Rickman: The Bones of Avalon

Rickman, Phil, The Bones of Avalon (London: Corvus Books, 2010), 534 pages, 978-1848872721

A young Dr John Dee is instructed by Queen Elizabeth, who’s been troubled by visions, hauntings and prophecies, to journey to Glastonbury to track down King Arthur’s bones, which are reputed to lie there.  The bones will quell Elizabeth’s demons and assure a successful reign.  But there are a range of forces working to ensure that Dee is unsuccessful. 

First in what feels like a projected series from Rickman featuring the astrologer Dee as a sixteenth century sleuth.  As in his earlier books (the stand-alone horrors and in his exorcist-detective Merrily Watkins novels), Rickman likes to mix rationalist investigation and the threat of supenatural/diabolic elements.   The central mystery is well-sustained, with an interesting puzzle and a pleasantly dark secret motivation for the murders which ensue.   The historical elements are used with a light touch, though there’s the feel of authenticity around what’s presented here.  Best of all is Dee, a well-realised protagonist who’s at once scared and troubled, yet curious and persistent, held back by his beliefs and his education, suspected by others because of his reputed sorcery and at times controlled and exploited by his human weaknesses.    

Lee Child: The Enemy

Child, Lee, The Enemy (London: Bantam Books, 2005), 559 pages, 978-0553815856

Last of my mini-marathon of Child/Reacher books.   This one’s a little different, going back into Reacher’s past as a military police Major.  New Year 1990, and Reacher is returned at short notice to the US from service overseas.   Within a day he’s dealing with one death, then a second, and a murder conspiracy begins to become apparent.  Reacher teams up with an ambitious youg female MP to investigate, battling incompetent superiors, a ticking clock and a vengeful special forces team who believe Reacher killed one of theirs.  

This one stretches credulity a bit; Reacher can cross timezones and continents with impunity, journeying to California, Paris and Germany in days chasing leads and keeping an eye on his dying mother.  The central mystery (a missing briefcase and a meeting agenda) only makes sense with much explaining of matters away from the central narrative (an inferred conspiracy reaching to the Pentagon) and by some odd deductive leaps.  On a page by page basis it’s okay (there are anough questions to keep the reader guessing in the moment) but the destination isn’t worth the journey, and the younger in-service Reacher holds little of the fascination of the world-weary middle-aged loner we’re more used to accompanying.     

Lee Child: Echo Burning

Child, Lee, Echo Burning (London: Bantam Books, 2002), 571 pages, 978-0553813302

Jack Reacher turns up in Texas, where he’s propositioned by a beautiful women who needs a hitman to take out her abusive husband who’s due to be be released from prison.  Curious, Reacher investigates, leading to the eventual discovery of a twenty-year old conspiracy involving multiple murder and illegal border trafficking from Mexico.

Very much the formula as usual from Lee Child (though it’s interesting digging into the ways he uses inciting incidents and both character and plot elements to produce a product both standardised and differentiated).  As such, perhaps one for fans rather than passersby: Reacher gets himself up to his neck in trouble, there are crooked cops, the central mystery involves corruption, there’s a surprise villain, there’s a bar fight, noses get broken, Reacher falls in with then moves on from a woman who’s tough yet vulnerable, capable yet needing his help.  And then he walks away.       

Saturday, 26 March 2011

THE THREE MUSKETEERS - 2011 version trailer

Oh dear. The Dumas is the greatest adventure novel ever written. End of. And there's already been a pretty definitive movie version (the Richard Lester THREE and FOUR MUSKETEER films from the 70s). This looks, unfortunately, like a remake of the Peter Hyams wire-fu MUSKETEER film with Tim Roth from about a decade ago. 

It's a shitty trailer tho, designed to appeal to both twelve year old boys and to CG artists with premature ejaculation worries.  Though not to anyone who's a) read the book ar b) seen any of the other film versions.
A shame, because the script's by the usually reliable Brit Andrew Davies, and the casting is fantastic (if you overlook the blander than Bieber Logan Lerman in the lead): Christopher Waltz as Richelieu, Ray Stevenson as Portos, Mads Mikkelsen as Rochefort, even Orlando Bloom makes sense as Buckingham. Face it, they've got my money just so I can see these guys play these roles.
I just hope the teaser doesn't represent the movie. However, knowing PWA Anderson's subtlety and nuance as a director, I'm afeared I'll leave the cinema cursing his name. Again.
But don't take my word for it.  See for yourself:


Now this is how it should be done:

And this speaks for itself:

Writing competitions and suchlike

Another round-up of upcoming writing opportunities:

Duality is looking for contributions for its forth edition, enticingly-titled 'Duality 4'.
Duality is a collaboration between writers and artists with the aim of producing books and supporting and promoting one another's work.  The theme for Duality 4 is 'new'. The word limit is 5000 and the closing date for submissions is 27th March 2011.  More details at the Duality website: www.dualitythebook.co.uk/coming-soon

The Meridian Writing Spring Competition is now open for entries between 1st January and 31st March 2011.
* Story: Open Theme/Genre, 3000 words max
* Prizes: £100, £50 & £25 plus firstwriter.com vouchers
* Fee: £5 per story
* Eligibility: Open to new and published authors, see website for full details
* Closing Date: 31st March
* Website:
 www.meridian-writing.co.uk

Submissions wanted for a new anthology of short stories of bad, bad female werewolves. Kicking, biting, clawing, fighting: the new lycogyny is far from pretty.

We’re looking for new and established writers to contribute dark fiction tales for a
new collection of stories filled with feral and feisty lupine femmes.

What we want: Edgy dark fiction short stories about female werewolves. Male
characters are, of course, allowed, but the central character(s) should be female.
We have no preconceptions about what ‘female’ or ‘werewolf’ might mean – so all
interpretations are welcome.

Submission Guidelines: Electronic submissions as .doc, .docx, .rtf attachments only.
12pt font, 1.5 or double spaced. Please ensure name, title and email address are
included on attachment. Email to submissions@hic-dragones.co.uk. Submissions
are welcome from anywhere, but must be in English.

Submission Deadline: Monday 4th April 2011

For more information, visit
 www.hic-dragones.co.uk/publishing
or email info@hic-dragones.co.uk.

Kinglake Publishing Ltd. is proud to introduce a bold and exciting new venture for unpublished writers across the English-speaking world.
The chance to see your unpublished book in print.  To have your book promoted and marketed with skill and vigour.  Our plan; To choose one novel every month, selected from the submissions sent in to us by writers as part of the competition.  Each month will have its own genre. Eg; Sci fi, historical, etc..
Each month the winner will receive a contract of agreement.

The winner will be published and the book receive promotion and marketing along with all our other titles. There is no fee. Winners will have their books published and receive royalty payments.

At the end of the twelve-month period all the twelve winners will be considered for the KINGLAKE UNPUBLISHED AUTHOR BOOK OF THE YEAR.

For full details of each month go to;
http://www.kinglakepublishing.co.uk/book_publishers/competitions/unpublished-authors.php


The Fine Line’s inaugural short story competition is now open for entries.
Whatever your taste, style or inspiration, submit your tale and you could win £200 ($320/€230) and publication in The Fine Line Short Story Collection. 

A percentage of all entry fees goes to charity so you’ll be doing good while getting your work out there. To read on and enter, go to
http://shop.editorial-consultancy.co.uk/shortstorycompetition/

The search is on for Yorkshire’s next great literary talent. Supported by Arts Council England, Route Publishing is looking to find to the next great talent in a long distinguished list of Yorkshire novelists and will be offering a book deal to an aspiring author aged 18-30.

Route proposes to offer a publishing contract to the best of the new crop of writers and are looking for a novel or novella of between 30,000-80,000 words. Authors aged 18-30 who are living in Yorkshire should:
  • Submit a synopsis, a sample text up to 10,000 words plus a brief biography and covering letter
  • Send it by post to: Route Young Author, PO Box 167, Pontefract, WF8 4WW.
  • The deadline for submissions is 31 May 2011.
Submissions will be assessed by a panel of readers and shortlisted submissions will be requested to send in the full manuscript after the closing date.
The winning entry will be offered a publishing deal and will be supported editorially to turn their manuscript into a published book.

Submissions wanted for a new anthology of steampunk fiction set in Manchester.
Steampunk Manchester

In the Age of Steam, Manchester ruled – the world’s first industrialized city; the
first passenger railway station for new steam-powered transport; multi-millionaires
pouring their money into Gothic libraries and trying to ignore the sprawling slums.

We’re looking for new and established writers to contribute dark fiction tales for a new collection of stories that imagines that this ‘damp and dark labyrinth’ really was ‘unending’.

What we want: Edgy dark steampunk fiction set in a fictionalized future Manchester.
Some familiarity with the city and its history is advisable. Any interpretation within
these bounds is welcome.

Submission Guidelines: Electronic submissions as .doc, .docx, .rtf attachments only.
12pt font, 1.5 or double spaced. Please ensure name, title and email address are
included on attachment. Email to submissions@hic-dragones.co.uk. Submissions
are welcome from anywhere, but must be in English.

Submission Deadline: Monday 6th June 2011
Payment: 1 contributor copy (how we wish it could be more!)

For more information, visit
 www.hic-dragones.co.uk/publishing


Now open, the Spilling Ink Review Short Story prize 2011.
2011 Spilling Ink Short Story Prize: 1500 Word Max / Closes July 1, 2011 / £5 Entry Fee: 1st Place £250, publication, free anthology / 2nd Place £125, publication, free anthology / 3rd Place £50, publication, free anthology / Shortlisted – publication, free anthology

http://spillinginkreview.com/competitions/2011-spilling-ink-short-story-prize/

Friday, 25 March 2011

Quirkology / Paranormality by Richard Wiseman

A couple of weeks ago I walked into a room and two different people were reading "Paranormality" by Richard Wiseman.  I'd never heard of the fella before.  I was intrigued.  A quick bit of Amazon-Fu later revealed that the book plus two others ("Quirkology" and ":59 Seconds" were available on one of their bundle deals for a snip.  So, like the impulsive fool I am, I went for it.


"Quirkology" basically does for psychology what "Freakonomics" does for economics.  Weirdo, counter-intuitive stuff that makes a new kinda sense when it's explained to you.  Thankfully there's nothing of the market solution bias of Levitt and Dubner (the sequel, "Superfreakonomics" gets especially queasy in that regard), but privileges rationality over mystical oddness.  It's a fun read.


"Paranormality", though being less successful (there's an element of recycling some material from the previous book that overrides the closer focus of the subject matter) is at least breezy, has some fun interactive bits, and isn't afraid to be strident in its rebuttal of psychics, hauntings and suchlike.  The tone's maybe too flippant for skeptics to clutch to their breasts and not rigorous enough to lay the smackdown on the gullible, but as far as pop science goes, it's an entertaining, though insubstantial read.


":59 Seconds" is still to come.  I'll post up my musings on that in due course.

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Faster (2010, dir. George Tillman, Jr)

So Dwayne Johnson's this hardass con who's desperate to get out of prison.  Really desperate.  And why?  Because he's gonna go on a rip-roaring rampage of revenge to find his bankrobbing ex-buddies that did him wrong and got his brother killed.  And on the the other side of the wire is the twitchy Billy Bob Thornton, a near-retirement junkie cop just trying to hang on through this one last case so he can make full benefits.  Unstoppable force meets damaged soul seeking redemption; that's what we're offered here.  


And it gets going well; the first fifteen minutes set up the central conflicts, demonstrate the Johnson character's urgency well and give us a fast-paced kill and give Johnson some cool wheels and a gun.


And then the rails come off.  The reveal of Thornton's role (we get junkie first, cop second) is ripped off from THE BIG LEBOWSKI via a music cue, for example, and from that moment we're safe in the knowledge that we're not watching a film, but a movie.


Yes there's some fun to be had, not least in Johnson playing (initially - he softens up) a stone killer, and in Thornton indulging his sleazy side.  There's character support from the likes of the always welcome Xander Berkeley, Carla Cugino and Tom Berenger.  


But the flick, instead of doing mano-a-mano revenge vs redemption as Johnson tracks down the bad guys and Thornton investigates (which would have been fine by me) decides to muddy the waters by having Johnson get emotionally weak, by corrupting (in the wrongest and most implausible way) the Thornton character and worse of all, by bringing in a hitman character from a totally different movie.  Oliver Johnson-Cohen (no, me neither) plays the assassin like the bastard offspring of Clive Owen and the Milk Tray Man, all hot girlfriend and low-slung sports cars, as he does this one-last-job before settling down with the aforementioned curvaceous beauty.  To make matters worse, he's in constant phone contact with an off-screen shrink while he offs his marks.   


It's a splattery Sunday morning dog's breakfast of a movie, not least because it doesn't have the courage of its set-up.  If it had been content to be a gutsy, violent B-picture, then it might have worked.  Instead, we get the dumbest released-movie payoff of recent years (it is truly unbelievable) and tonal discordancy throughout.  This wants to be a zen neo-noir like Walter Hill's THE DRIVER (which is obliquely referenced).  It isn't, which is a shame, as some of the performances are okay, it's well-cast and Johnson is playing to his strengths rather than slumming, mid period Arnie-style, in kiddie comedies. 

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

BLOODED competition

The nice folks at Revolver have five copies of the good-looking new Brit thriller BLOODED (reviewed by me here) to give away.  Full competition details etc are here: http://www.bloodedmovie.com/competition.html

Sunday, 20 March 2011

The Lincoln Lawyer (2011, dir Brad Furman)

So Matthew McConaughey is this hotshot LA defence lawyer, a rogue with a heart, who does his business from the back of his chauffeured car.  We're never told why he doesn't have anything so pedestrian as an office, but no matter.  He specialises, in best legal thriller tradition, in smooth-talking and in sneak-trickery in plea-bargaining his clients down to serving the least time possible for their mischief.  But he's dealing with drugs dealers and biker gangs; so when he's approached to represent rich realtor Ryan Philippe, who's been charged with the attempted murder of a sex worker, Matt smells money and a fast-ticket to the big time, and takes the case.   


Of course Ryan claims he's innocent, that he's being set up in an attempted honey-trap/injuries suit manner to get to his cash, but as Matt digs deeper into the case it soon appears that things aren't what they seem.  Naturally, if he remembered his movies Matt would know this, because the accused is being played by Ryan Philippe in full "do you remember me from CRUEL INTENTIONS?" mode.  


Before you can say "didn't John Grisham do this kind of thing twenty years ago?" we're up to our necks in double-crosses and swindles, threats on lawyer Matt's estranged family, sidekicks being killed off, the very real possibility that an innocent man's in jail because of Matt's previous laxity and so on and so forth.  


Throw in plenty of underused character actors (Bob Gunton, Josh Lucas, John Leguziamo, William H Macy, Michael Pena, Brian Cranston, Marisa Tomei, Frances Fisher - heck, even a chunky Michael Pare gets a role) and the use of a black middle aged actor as - who else - the judge, and you've got a reasonably entertaining adaptation of Michael Connelly's novel.  Everyone gets an acting moment, there are a few neat lines and there's a decent performance from McConaughey.  Yes, he takes his shirt off (a tic that's becoming more of a running gag every time he does it), but there aren't any real surprises and the ending's oddly hurried as a handful of plot points get brushed under the carpet very quickly offscreen.  


Those caveats aside, THE LINCOLN LAWYER is fun enough ride while it's on, even if it won't set the world on fire.

Bradford After Dark: 19th March 2011

A new strand of the Bradford International Film Festival, and run in conjunction with Sheffield’s existing Celluloid Screams Horror Film Festival which runs in October, Bradford After Dark presented five new horror movies (each partnered with a new British short) in a day of splattery goodness.

MOTHER’S DAY (2010, directed by Darren Lynn Bousman) is a home invasion thriller based on a 1980 original (which I’ve not seen).  Jaime King stars as the woman at the centre of the action, a grieving young wife still mourning the death of her son.  She and her husband have bought a new home through a foreclosure sale and are having a housewarming with friends when their party’s interrupted by three bank-robbing brothers, quickly followed by the awesome matriarch Rebecca De Mornay.

The film has to do a lot of work to set up its unwieldy premise (this is the brothers’ childhood home and they’ve turned up there because they’re on a bank-robbing spree and think Momma still lives there, having lost contact with her and needing a place to hole up because a) one of them’s taken a slug in the gut and b) there’s a tornado coming) and there are perhaps too many supporting characters cluttering the main story.  The body-count rises as home truths are told and secrets revealed, and there’s some impressive gore on display.  Bousman directs with his usual restraint and nuance (!) though some scenes are brutally effective.  The film, though, depends for its effect on its performances and though there’s an awful lot of waving guns and shouting going on, plus prologue and epilogue scenes which, though good in themselves seem to have come from a different movie altogether, your pleasure here will depend on your tolerance for King’s red-nosed snivelling before she goes all Ripley and on your liking for psycho mothers.  This is De Mornay’s show and she knows it, handing her material with skill and grace, and just about keeping on the right side of ham throughout, while never forgetting she’s in a genre pic.  There’s maybe nothing new here, but De Mornay is with the price of admission alone.   

ROADMAN (2010, directed by Peter Leovic) stars Travis McMahon as the awesomely named Max Greif, a quiet loner working as a demolition contractor and living in an Aussie suburb in the week, but who shirts to the bush at weekends for bouts of alcoholism, being haunted by his tormenting father’s ghost, and the serial killing of lost travellers who come his way.  Max’s double life is threatened when a chance at a normal existence and a girlfriend Lorraine (Georgii Speakman) present themselves.   Can Max settle down, or will his crimes and/or his madness dominate?

It’s a low-key film, with elements of HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER and perhaps even PSYCHO II inbuilt.  McMahon’s Grief is a stolid, uncommunicative creature, ill at ease with the ordinary world around him.  His character’s inability to communicate pervades the film; there’s lot of stillness and stilted conversations here, and the initial sluggish pace may be a turnoff to some.  Though the story gains momentum, and there’s production values gained from good use of exterior shooting, the direction and digital cinematography is restrained, with the actors left to make the best of their parts.  Perhaps refreshingly, Grief never erupts into the orgy of violence that’s been signalled as building inside him, but too many promising plot strands are left unfulfilled and some clunky exposition frustrates as muted character study replaces genre thrills, leading to a suitably toned-down though perhaps predictable ending.        

WAKE WOOD (2010, directed by David Keating) stars Aiden Gillen and Eva Birthistle as a husband and wife (he’s a vet, she a pharmacist) who’ve relocated to rural Ireland to get over the loss of their daughter, who was savaged to death by a dog.  Handily, for plot purposes, the village of Wake Wood harbours a secret presided over by patrician Timothy Spall; there are rituals which can bring back, under the right circumstances and for a limited time only, the dead.  Provided that the rules are obeyed...

We’re very much in WICKER MAN territory here (and the film is delightfully referenced), with plenty of suspicious-looking locals, odd rites, stone circles, weird wooden wind chimes and other arcana.  The plot riffs around ideas that will be familiar to anyone who’s seen/read PET SEMATARY or indeed either FRANKENSTEIN or WW Jacobs’ classic short story THE MONKEY’S PAW; how far will parents to go deal with the loss of a loved and deceased child?

In its largely unambitious way the picture, being released under the revived Hammer brand, gets a lot of mileage from its rural locations and the general folk horror vibe running through it.  Gillen and Birthistle are effective leads and Spall plays the ambivalent necromancer Arthur with a sly wit throughout.   There’s a great spooky kid for those who like that kind of thing and plenty of splatter, cleverly using farming and animals throughout.  

If there’s something that lifts WAKE WOOD above its inspirations though, it’s in the last ten minutes, which really raise the game, delivering a set of reveals/shocks that build on each other in a very effective and surprisingly bleak manner, with an absolutely stunning final moment which indicates how cleverly the whole thing’s been conceived and reminds you why the film has been cast in the way that it has.  WAKE WOOD is a film that’s better in the memory than in the moment, but the ending is storming and will echo in you after the credits have rolled.  Recommended.

STAKE LAND (2010, directed by Jim Mickle) is a post-apocalyptic vampire movie.  After the vamps have taken over, America has regressed into millennial cults, far-right Biblical cannibals perhaps more dangerous than the vampires themselves.  Travelling through these lands, going north to the promised New Eden of Canada are Mister (Nick Damici) and Martin, a KARATE KID-ish team of vampire killer mentor and protégé.

STAKE LAND is a bleak, downbeat and serious movie, at once critical and celebratory of America.  As a road flick it’s perhaps necessarily episodic, and the plot is sparse, but the film scores in the savagery of some of the ideas and in the vampires themselves, half rotting zombie/half fast and savage killers.  There’s brutality and a sense of both hope and uncertainty running throughout; Mickle is not afraid to upset gentle sensibilities here.  Perhaps too superficially similar to other films that have been released recently (ZOMBIELAND, CARRIERS and THE BOOK OF ELI come immediately to mind), there’s enough differentiation here to make STAKE LAND worth checking out.  Part of that’s in the ways which Mickle seems to draws inspiration from 70s road flicks and from more recent indie fare like JUNO or even OLD JOY, and part in the way that movie vampire lore is added to; this is, if nothing else, the film where end-of-days cultists drop live vampires as inhuman bombs into a vamp-free community from helicopters.  There’s some strength in depth in casting too with Kelly McGillis, Danielle Harris and Larry Fessenden all unshowy in supporting parts.  

The first four films shared a running theme in that pregnancy (and particularly unplanned/unexpected pregnancy) is an important plot device throughout.  I’ve no idea if that was a programming intent (it’s not flagged up in any of the festival materials) or not, but it was interesting to make the observation and also to wonder about the ways in which filmmakers were using this for genre purposes, and their reasons for that. 

There were no such lofty concerns in the last movie of the day, though.  HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN (Jason Eisener, 2011) is a straight love-letter to both 1970s exploitation cinema classics released in the wake of the first DEATH WISH movie like ROLLING THUNDER, and also to the experience of watching these and 1980s quickie horror/thriller movies at home on VHS.  Filmed in digital beta, and with the deliberate production values of STREET TRASH (which gets a mention), HOBO simply and straightforwardly has Rutger Hauer cleaning the streets of Scum Town with the aforementioned hardware.  Hauer just wants to settle down and start a grass-cutting business, but the streets need cleaning first as villainous kingpin Drake and his Tom Cruise wannabe sons preside over an orgy of drugs, prostitution and wanton murder. 

It’s a cartoon of a movie, a Tex Avery short expanded to 90 minutes with as much low-brow humour (there are some genuinely laugh-out loud moments and one-liners), syrupy grue and variable acting as Eisener can muster.  Hauer brings some dignity to his role at least, playing the central character with a tired grace.  It’s a midnight movie, and there’s something of a SNAKES ON A PLANE one-joke aspect to it, but there’s enough fun and single-mindedness of intent here to at least afford some pleasure to others.  Perhaps it feels too deliberately culty, a film calculated to appeal to geeks and nerds too precisely (the story of its inception as originating in a fake trailer competition running alongside the release of the Tarantino/Rodriguez under-performer GRINDHOUSE is now internet canon), but if Eisener’s capable of approaching another subject with the same verve, then he may well be a name to watch.                  

There’s hopes that Bradford After Dark will become a fixture of the wider Bradford International Film Festival.  Let’s hope so.  Big thanks to programmer Rob Nevitt for organising the event and for introducing the movies, and also to Gaylen Ross who popped in to say hi.

Saturday, 19 March 2011

Blooded (2011) dir. Ed Boase

I’m in Bradford in the UK this weekend for the Bradford International Film Festival and in particular for Saturday’s Bradford After Dark horror all-dayer of new movies.  As a precursor to that, there was a world premiere screening of Brit independent thriller BLOODED earlier this evening (Friday).     

BLOODED is a genre and stylistic mash-up, mixing horror and thriller elements with a mock-documentary sensibility and a bit of political questioning.  The movie cuts between news footage, small bits of found footage, survivor interviews and dramatic reconstructions to tell its tale.

Lucas Bell (Nick Ashdon, also the producer) is the face of the UK pro-hunting lobby.  He’s targeted with death threats by animal right extremists and is advised to get out of the limelight.  So he and his friends take to the hills; a deer-hunting holiday on the Scots isle of Mull.  Except they’re not alone on the island...

What we get is essentially one part THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME and one part TOUCHING THE VOID, as Bell and his companions find out the hard way what it’s like to be hunted.   Some of the material works really well; the acting’s generally solid for a low-budget film and there are some thought-provoking ideas, particularly towards the movie’s unexpected climax.   Best of all is the cinematography.  Though shot on HD, Scotland’s made to look great throughout BLOODED and there’s a sense of the dark side of nature coming through which reminded me of movies like THE WICKER MAN and WITCHFINDER GENERAL.  Extensive use of location shooting and an eye for widescreen and depth push the limited budget (in the post-screening Q and A, this was revealed at £500K). 

It’s by no means perfect; there’s a clunkily moralising to-camera piece at the start which sets an odd tone, and the intercutting between the “real” survivors and different actors playing the same people in the reconstruction footage may confuse some.  Where TOUCHING THE VOID scored by telling a real story, BLOODED hampers itself by its fictionality; the survivor material works against the tension created in the reconstructions at times. 

There are plot holes which’ll irk some, perhaps too many of the characters are unlikeable from the off, and the film’s willingness to switch sides towards the end will frustrate others (though I enjoyed the way the film bowed out).  These elements aside, BLOODED is worth a watch, if only for attempting something different among the slew of found footage/mock docs we’ve had in the last few years and for DoP Kate Reid’s work; if she can produce images like this again (which the movie is a little too reliant on) then she’ll be the best cinematographer we’ve produced in Blighty since Sam McCurdy.

According to the Q and A info, BLOODED gets a limited release in UK cinemas 1st April, before DVD/Blu, Netflix and Sky On Demand a couple of weeks later.           

Tomorrow (Saturday) there’s Darren Lynn Bousman’s remake of MOTHER’S DAY, the world premiere of Aussie serial killer flick ROADMAN, Timothy Spall and Aiden Gillen in Hammer’s new rural horror WAKE WOOD, the post-apocalyptic vampire film STAKE LAND, rounding off with a screening of HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN.  

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Star Wars / Withnail and I

This is off-topic, but quite possibly genius:


and then: 

Monday, 14 March 2011

A consensus cloud, from today's Guardian


100 Books Everyone Should Read: one of David McCandless's Information is Beautiful graphics, from today's Guardian.  

Friday, 11 March 2011

Iain Banks in conversation with the Open University

Author Iain Banks in conversation with the OU: 



Several videos covering a range of writing-related topics....!  

Monday, 7 March 2011

Screenwriting opportunities

10 Tiny Plays
Deadline: 07 March 2011
Action Transport Theatre are looking for 10 writers to each write a 5-minute play about being young.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/ten_tiny_plays_20111.shtml


Kali Theatre Company: Writer Development Programmes
Deadline: 10 March 2011
Development opportunity for Asian women writers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/kali_theatre_writer_development.shtml


Soho Theatre: Verity Bargate Award 2011
Deadline: 11 March 2011
£5,000 prize and a residency at Soho Theatre for a new play that stands out from the crowd.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/verity_bargate_award_2011.shtml


Guiding Lights
Deadline: 11 March 2011
High-level mentoring scheme supporting upcoming UK-based writers, directors and producers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/guiding_lights_2011.shtml


First Draft Theatre: April Showers 2011
Deadline: 11 March 2011
Have your short play performed as part of First Draft's new writing festival.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/april_showers_20111.shtml


Write Foot Forward
Deadline: 14 March 2011
Apply for a free place on a six week coaching and development programme for produced writers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/write_foot_forward_2011.shtml


International Radio Playwriting Competition 2011
Deadline: 31 March 2011
£2,500 prize for a 60 minute radio drama for theBBC World Service.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/int_radio_playwrighting.shtml


Papatango New Writing Festival 2011
Deadline: 01 April 2011
Opportunity for new writers to have their plays produced at the Finborough Theatre.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/papatango_2011.shtml


New Blood Festival
Deadline: 04 April 2011
Submit a play exploring multiculturalism in Britain and win the opportunity to have your play performed, and a £750 prize.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/new_blood_festival_2011.shtml


The Bruntwood Prize for Playwriting 2011
Deadline: 06 June 2011
Opportunity for new playwrights to win £16,000 and a year's attachment to the Royal Exchange.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/bruntwood_prize_2011.shtml


Writers Avenue
Deadline: 01 June 2011
Platform for playwrights to develop their skills through new writing events.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/writers_avenue_2011.shtml

Sunday, 6 March 2011

New Stephen King book: 11/22/63 out in November

Stephen King releases new books more often then most people clean their ovens.  That said, I've been reading King since about 1980, when copies of Carrie and Salem's Lot did the classroom rounds, often followed by James Herbert shock-horror classics like The Rats, The Fog and The Spear.  I'm one of those sad sacks that's read all of King's non-Dark Tower novels (I gave up on that three books in), and I always look forward to his new stuff.   


11/22/63's about someone from the present who's transported back to the late 50s who has the chance to rewrite history...


Hopefully it'll be good (King is fine at 50s Americana) and there'll be an ending (I'm looking at you, Under The Dome); in any case it'll be interesting to have King's take on the Kennedy assassination in print.


Promo blurb here: http://www.stephenking.com/promo/11-22-63/announcement/ and here http://www.hodder.co.uk/news_events/news.aspx?ArticleID=253 

Saturday, 5 March 2011

Child, Lee, Bad Luck and Trouble

Child, Lee, Bad Luck and Trouble (London: Bantam, 2008), 528 pages, 978-0553818109


The eleventh Jack Reacher novel.  This time out, Reacher gets a coded message from an ex-army buddy to get his old military police team back together.   Except someone’s been killing the team off.  Reacher and the surviving team members regroup to solve the conundrum, which leads eventually to a federal government-related conspiracy, a brief relationship with a sassy servicewoman and ultimately to a non-US villain intent on terrorist-related activity.  In other words, enough of the recipe as before (and since) to give series/character fans their fill, plus enough differentiation in the plotting to provide some fresh enjoyment, particularly in the interaction between Reacher and his former unit colleagues.        

Forsyth, Frederick, The Day of the Jackal

Forsyth, Frederick, The Day of the Jackal (London: Arrow, 1995), 412 pages, 978-0099552710

When I started out on the course, I had three books in mind as examples of  some of the storyworlds I was interested in engaging with; Thomas Harris’s “The Silence of the Lambs”, Alexandre Dumas’s “The Three Musketeers”, and this.   I’ve read “The Day of the Jackal” several times before, though not for many years, and I’ve seen the wonderful Fred Zinneman movie adaptation more times than is healthy.  And it was a joy to read the book again.

There’s a neat trick being played here.  Suppose it’s 1963, the summer before Jack Kennedy will be assassinated.  Let’s play with that: another world leader (France’s Charles de Gaulle), another political crisis (the fallout from France’s crumbling African empire), another assassin.  Except this time, instead of a confused idealist like Lee Harvey Oswald (have you read Norman Mailer’s “Oswald’s Tale”, Don de Lillo’s “Libra”, James Ellroy’s “The Cold Six Thousand”?), a professional hitman is engaged.

Forsyth loves procedure, and the overlap between character and procedure.  The Jackal of the title, who remorselessly assembles his plan, escape route, disguises and weapons) is pitted against a steadfast and unfussy detective, Lebel.  The Jackal is somewhat handsome, glamorous, drawn to the high life.  Lebel is henpecked.  We’re encouraged to follow The Jackal across Europe as he marshals himself only to become conflicted when Lebel eventually is engaged to stop the hit that the French know is going to be attempted, but not by whom or when.

Forsyth slips up only once, in a late sequence involving The Jackal adopting a gay identity to avoid capture on arrival in Paris; the material is, at best dated and stereotypical, and at worst, offensive (Zinneman doesn’t make the same mistake in the movie). 

This jarring element aside though, it’s an achievement.  A plausible thriller that genuinely suspends disbelief (we know de Gaulle wasn’t assassinated in real life, but in the world Forsyth creates there’s no such certainty) and, while not being literature, is certainly a professional job throughout.